I am the Lord thy captain.

  1. There shall be no higher authority aboard this ship.
  2. Though shall not disobey my order
  3. Though shall not tell me a lie
  4. Thy shall not lose thy cool
  5. Though shall not take any strong drink or strong drugs without my permission
  6. Though shall not sleep on watch
  7. Though shall not waste water
  8. Though shall not hassle thy shipmate
  9. Though shall not piss to windward
  10. Though Shall not bitch

Stolen from Finbar Gittelman – The Old Man and the Sea (Return to Cuba)

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